has any1 written about how (teen girls) convey vocal fry when texting and online yet? maybe not bc literally no one would caaaareeee
oh also my family has decided that a cool thing to do for the holiday season would be to ski from yurt to yurt in the minnesotan wilderness for three days despite the fact that only my father actually “knows” “how” to “”“”ski”“”“ stay tuned for how this turns out
oh wait also a GREAT thing was me and aj and his former roommate/one of my best friends hung out last week and got drunk at my apartment and watched instructional videos on the stanky leg on mute while listening to mariah carey and then later aj’s former roommate had sex with my current roommate in the communal room that he sleeps in while aj slept on the couch right next to the bed and he had to leave in the middle of the night bc he was 2 horrified and shocked these are truly the Best Years of Our Lives
things that are newish in my life:
i still live in a church it snowed all day today and i shoveled the church steps in a floral dress and fleece-lined leggings i have never felt more minnesotan in my life
i am kind of seeing this girl haha it’s weird who knwos
i wrote 42 pages about why the end-of-life healthcare system in the us is fucked up :))
i got a good haircut finally
i think my favorite beyonce song is radio???
i will finally be 21 soon u can all buy me drinks
are we still bloggin or what
hello i have stopped blogging 4 reasons unknown even 2 me. i have picked up a twitter account, so pls know that i have not become any less obnoxious on the internet. u can follow me if u want? if u have a twitter also? i have 23 followers rn, it rocks. life is very good i watched amish mafia (!!!!!) with a cute girl yesterday and i am running a lot. here’s a pic of me sittin on a pumpkin. i may still Blog Another Day
best friend update: texted me that she is “very intolerant of sickness” so she decided 2 take six dayquil this morning
my mom’s birthday was yesterday and her birthday resolutions, as described by her, are to “do more positive things for negative reasons” and to “never get above 120 pounds again”
i was like hahahaha you’re so scary!!!!!!!!