nettwerker asked: the other night I ran naked into the basement and stole every patterned sock I could find in every dryer. there were two Japanese people in the basement. two Japanese people saw me naked holding fistfuls of patterned socks at five in the morning. am I proud of myself? the answer is yes.

you are a perfect angel i read this like four times in a row and laughed every time come be a stowaway in my life

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