my dad tells this story where he was a kid and all of his kid friends were jumping off the basement stairs to see who could jump furthest

and his little brother ken jumped off, but his head hit the overhang on the ceiling

and the dog was so excited that it hyperventilated and puked everywhere

and one of my dad’s friends said OH MY GOD KENNY YOUR BRAINS ARE FALLING OUT

this is a story of why i love boys.

@2 months ago with 4 notes
#this story brought to you by sickness #and nyquil